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Ok, so we don’t promise that this gadget is in any way going to improve either your romance life, or chances of you having sex, and most likely it will result in you actually getting a lot less action in the bedroom.  But, it is great for really getting the message across to that special lady in your life, that your really don’t enjoy all that time consuming foreplay business, that you don’t really see the point in “watching all the trailers when you have only come to see the feature film”.
 

Women will never understand why men are not interested in foreplay, or why they fall asleep instantly after a bout of bedroom wrestling, but we hope that this visual aid illustrating what a man feels is the appropriate length of pre-coital attention, will go some way to easing that special lady’s sense of frustration.
 

Well – you can’t say we didn’t try!